Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Caption contest (aka "Toup Roast")!


"A deal's a deal, Bill! I took off the ears..."

OK, valued readers - time for another caption contest! Post your humorous captions in our comments section - the winner will receive a portable miniature iTouposcope (4G) from the William Shatner School of Toupological Studies.
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14 comments:

  1. The GuyJune 10, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    "Nothing Here..."

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  2. KirkhereJune 10, 2010 at 1:49 AM

    "No, the hair is real. The hat is fake."

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  3. Sinatra's ToupeeJune 10, 2010 at 1:50 AM

    "Surgery's healing wonderfully, Bill, but keep the hat on for now!"

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  4. RottenberryJune 10, 2010 at 4:15 AM

    Leonard, under this hat I have all my favorites from your written poetry collection, Warmed by Love.

    http://www.amazon.com/Warmed-Love-Leonard-Nimoy/dp/0883962004

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  5. Bobby GJune 10, 2010 at 6:23 AM

    The glue leaked thru and now I can't get this damn thing off!

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  6. RMJune 10, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    I wear a hat, not a toupee!

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  7. FootstepJune 10, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Funny stuff! We can't resist joining in: "Nice hat, Bill." "I'm not wearing a hat, Leonard. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" -ST

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  8. Sea PenguinJune 10, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    Help Leonard, I think it's trying to escape!

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  9. shatoupJune 10, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    Hat??...what hat??!

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  10. Name/URLJune 10, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    On the left: noted actor Warmed by Love
    On the right: noted actor Dazed by Toupee Glue

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  11. Elder Samuel BennettJune 10, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    I shouldn't have nailed it on.

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  12. MarzJune 11, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    Re: (Footstep) "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard . . . what does LN stand for anyway? Limp noodle?"
    "And what does BS stand for? BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT, BILL. BULLSHIT THAT YOUR HAIR IS REAL; BULLSHIT THAT YOU DON'T USE NAILS; BULLSHIT THE TRANFORMED MAN!!!" *NERVE PINCH*

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  13. Ratty Lost Years PieceJune 11, 2010 at 3:54 AM

    "Toup of the mornin' to ya!"

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  14. clemJune 11, 2010 at 4:37 AM

    "Len, have you ever seen a colt wearing one of my old TJ Hooker hairpieces? C'mon, you know you want to..."

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