"A deal's a deal, Bill! I took off the ears..."OK, valued readers - time for another caption contest! Post your humorous captions in our comments section - the winner will receive a portable miniature iTouposcope (4G) from the William Shatner School of Toupological Studies.
"Nothing Here..."
ReplyDelete"No, the hair is real. The hat is fake."
ReplyDelete"Surgery's healing wonderfully, Bill, but keep the hat on for now!"
ReplyDeleteLeonard, under this hat I have all my favorites from your written poetry collection, Warmed by Love.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Warmed-Love-Leonard-Nimoy/dp/0883962004
The glue leaked thru and now I can't get this damn thing off!
ReplyDeleteI wear a hat, not a toupee!
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff! We can't resist joining in: "Nice hat, Bill." "I'm not wearing a hat, Leonard. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" -ST
ReplyDeleteHelp Leonard, I think it's trying to escape!
ReplyDeleteHat??...what hat??!
ReplyDeleteOn the left: noted actor Warmed by Love
ReplyDeleteOn the right: noted actor Dazed by Toupee Glue
I shouldn't have nailed it on.
ReplyDeleteRe: (Footstep) "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard . . . what does LN stand for anyway? Limp noodle?"
ReplyDelete"And what does BS stand for? BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT, BILL. BULLSHIT THAT YOUR HAIR IS REAL; BULLSHIT THAT YOU DON'T USE NAILS; BULLSHIT THE TRANFORMED MAN!!!" *NERVE PINCH*
"Toup of the mornin' to ya!"
ReplyDelete"Len, have you ever seen a colt wearing one of my old TJ Hooker hairpieces? C'mon, you know you want to..."
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