Thursday, August 20, 2009

Very realistic eyebrows!


A reader has alerted us to some pictures found here in which so little of Shatner's hair seems real that we can only really appaud the great way he has styled his eyebrows! The grabs are from the 1973 TV movie Incident on a Dark Street and it does indeed appear that not only is the hair on his head of the fake variety, but also the mustache and possibly the sideburns too. Bill must have a high tolerance for itchiness!

And staying on the subject of facial hair, below we have a still from a December 2002 appearance on the UK TV show Richard & Judy in which Shats is wearing a beard - something quite rare indeed. In this case, we will assume that the goatee is real. But with Shats' proclivity for all things toup, one never knows!

As proof of this proclivity, there is a particularly ironic story in the Shatner-Kreski book Star Trek Movie Memories (buy here) relating to Shats' work on the 1994 film Star Trek: Generations. It is the kind of story that would be entirely innocuous were it not for the fact that Shatner is so secretive about own his toupee wearing:


"I was driving with my daughter on the Sunday evening before our Monday morning shooting, and she looked over at me and asked, 'Dad, where're your Kirk sideburns?' and immediately my gut turned over, as if I'd forgotten to do my homework. I clasped my hands to the sides of my head and I realized that in all the weeks that I'd been preparing to do this film, the script consulting, the wardrobe fittings, nobody had mentioned my sideburns. Everyone just assumed that I must know the routine by now, and that I would have the intelligence to grow them myself, which is overestimating any actor, I feel. It's a lesson I want everybody to learn about actors. Never trust us, not for a minute.

"The following morning, with my head hanging low in embarrassment, I walked into the makeup room and said to Brian McManus, our makeup man, 'What am I going to do? I forgot to grow my sideburns.' - at which point he sighed, rolled his eyes and said 'Sit down.' He then took out a mustache, cut in in half, pasted the pieces on either side of my head, and proceeded to create instant pointy sideburns. They were a little thick, a little bushy, a little different color at first (so don't be surprised if Kirk looks vaguely reminiscent of Edgar Allen Poe throughout this film's opening scenes), but they passed. Luckily, because there were going to be almost eight weeks between the end of my scenes aboard the Enterprise B and the beginning of my scenes with Patrick Stewart, I was able to grow back my own organic sideburns."


Oh, irony, thy name is Shatner!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

1973, the toupee nadir and more old meets new...


Impulse (1974).

We've previously tried to find examples where old toupee styles make a sudden reappearance. There aren't many of them, but we have managed to unearth a new great example from 1974 - the same year that Shatner reached a toupee low-point with the movie Impulse. More on the old styles making a comeback in a moment.

The book Encyclopedia Shatnerica lists the 1974 film Impulse as its choice of Shatner's worst ever toupee. We've been reluctant to get into this, as we try to be a little more detached (if you'll pardon the pun) here at Shatner'sToupee. But if we were pressed, we would have to choose the photos of Bill Shatner's wedding (to actress Marcy Lafferty) from just a year before for that honor. The toupee is so bad and the occasion so wanting of Bill not to be wearing a bad toup that we felt we had no choice here but to label it our own personal worst ever toupee moment.


Yet, Bill appears to have decidedly moved away from this toupee wedding-related and then Impulse nadir very quickly. Call it a toupee renaissance, if you will. The birth of better times. Very soon after, the old "Jim Kirk look" (or something very close to it) makes a sudden return. Here are two stills from Shatner's 1974 appearance on Good Night America (video uploaded to YouTube by "FilmsRreel").


Not only is the toupee better, but Bill is far leaner and far happier-looking.


He has a new wife and flattering Star Trek revival talk is reaching fever-pitch across America. Were the bad toupees a cry for help? Is toupee quality correlated to Bill Shatner's emotional state? Did the "Jim Kirk"-style toupee bring back good memories? Who knows? A year later, Bill was evidently still on a high, and still wearing his revived "Jim Kirk" toupee for the TV movie The Tenth Level. Was this a way to get Paramount to notice that Shatner was still in good shape should a new Star Trek film or TV series truly be considered?

The Tenth Level (1975).

This "Jim Kirk-Phase II" look even lasted through the 1975 feature-film The Devil's Rain, albeit somewhat more diluted (meaning more wig, less lace). This is evidently not the same toupee that Shatner wore in his 1974 appearance on Good Night America - that was likely his own expensive toupee bought as a result of some decent paycheck coming through from a recent project, maybe even the Star Trek animated series. But toupees wear out quickly and the "Jim Kirk" look is expensive and cumbersome to attach compared to hairpieces that obscure the hairline.

The Devil's Rain (1975).

The short-lived 1975 TV series Barbary Coast is yet another example of this "Jim Kirk-Phase II" look.


There are probably a few examples during this period of the dreadful toupees of the early 1970s making a return - possibly on some of the gameshow appearances Shats did during this time, but the "Jim Kirk-Phase II" (1974-1975) has emerged as a fresh subcategory in our toupee timeline.

Then, only a year later, the new "curly look" of the later Star Trek movies as well as T.J. Hooker was born, most notably in the Columbo episode "Fade in to Murder". Did Bill decide it was time to stop looking back? Did the rollercoaster ride of Star Trek's long and as yet still unrealized road to revival make the actor consciously decide to move on with a new hairstyle? We can only guess as to the many motivations at play in the world of Shatner's toupee.

Bill Shatner in the very entertaining and well worth watching 1976 Columbo episode "Fade in to Murder".

Poll result.


And the winner by a clear majority is the "Jim Kirk" look. Thanks to those who voted!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Shatner's toupee in pop-culture: The Simpsons.



In 1993, during the fourth season of the animated series The Simpsons, the Star Trek cast was rather mercilessly lampooned (mainly for their advancing years) in a brief segment in an episode entitled "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie". The segment in question is an amusing fictional trailer for a wonderfully titled Star Trek XII: So Very Tired.

Among the many things the segment pokes fun at is Bill Shatner's toupee, which in this case sits thickly resplendent and richly colored on top of his mismatched real and very gray hair. Of course, Bill never had these kinds of severe mismatches in the later years as is depicted here - that actually tended to happen far more during the early years of Star Trek as you toupologists out there will know all to well!

The real Shatner, with some help from Photoshop!

One interesting note: Bill Shatner is perhaps one of the only celebrities of his stature never to have guest-voiced on The Simpsons. Could this segment have offended him? Who knows? However, Shatner later did famously appear in The Simpsons' sister-series Futurama in an episode entitled "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" - his hair in that episode was without any mismatched toupee line. Anyway, below is a video of the aforementioned sequence.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Why?


James Stewart - the archetypal leading man.

In all of our attempted chronicling of Shatner's toupee, one unavoidable question seems to pop up over and over again: Why does Bill Shatner wear a toupee? On the surface, that might seem like a remarkably obvious question - "Because he is bald".

But let's try to dig a little deeper, perhaps exploring the realm of Shats' psychology, which some of you may find a step too far. And if you feel that way, then we of course understand. But in order to truly answer the question, it is important to both understand Shatner the man, and also the era during which he first emerged as a promising young actor.

Bill Shatner acting in A Shot in the Dark, which ran from October 1961 - September 1962 (source here).

In short, Bill Shatner always wanted to be a star. A big star. Someone like Spencer Tracy, with whom he had worked very briefly on the 1961 film Judgement at Nuremberg. And Shats is nothing if not a dedicated workaholic - if there was some way scientists could tap into Shatner, the world's energy crisis would be solved in a flash. He worked hard at becoming an actor, at first in Canada, then in the U.S.

During his days in the theater, Shats was already rising to prominence as a potential star. He was handsome and he was talented. There were even suggestions that he could be the next Olivier. Early on, he was even offered a contract with a major studio - he turned down the offer, feeling it would be too restricting. Shats, in typical fashion, was going to do this his way. At around this time, during the late 1950s, while Shats was only in his late-twenties, his hair started getting a little thin. So he did what most actors that aspired towards leading man status did at the time - he started wearing a hairpiece. It was a perfectly normal decision, and was even openly reported in the trade papers of the day. Did Burt Lancaster or James Stewart or Clark Gable become major stars by having thinning hair? We're not saying they had thinning hair, but the point was, if they had, would they still have been stars? That is a sad prejudice that still exists in Hollywood, albeit on a far lesser scale than it did in the 1930s, 40s or 50s.

William Shatner, the handsome leading man.

Simply put, while so-called "character actors" could have any hair (or not) they wished, in 1950s Hollywood, there still prevailed a strong sense, with only a few exceptions, that leading men had to have a full head of hair. Now, to the psychology part.

We know that Shats' father Joe, had different plans for his son. He was to continue in the family clothing business, not go off and pursue some crazy dream of becoming an actor. The chasm was very real between the two men. Joe, reluctantly, gave up on talking his son out of his dream. Just "don't be a hanger on", he warned. Meaning, in essence, "You are going to have to take care of yourself. Don't come crawling back to me if you fail." That "hanger-on" message from his father, Shatner himself has conceded, played a strong part in Shatner's work ethic throughout his life.

Years earlier, as a small boy, Shatner wanted a dog. His father wouldn't allow it. When the young Bill brought an audience to tears performing a story about a boy losing his dog (but really only acting out his own painful feelings on the subject), he suddenly realized that the empathy which he had not been able to produce in his father for a dog, could be achieved in this bright, amazing - albeit somewhat unreal - world of acting.

Bill's bald dad, Joe.

Maybe for Bill, the hair was a very visual way to separate himself from his father. And perhaps the experience with the dog is why Shatner evidently loved the camera so much. Just watch the 60s Star Trek to see how he acted to the camera in a very real and even deep sense. What is going on, one might ask? And perhaps Shatner might ask, "Would the camera love a bald Shatner as much? I want to be loved!" Who doesn't?

The hair thinning, as with any man facing the same, produced something of a crisis. Was Shatner going to have to give up on his dream of becoming a leading man? Was he going to become a hanger on? Was he going to have to go back home to his bald father and resentfully say, "My genes have let me down."? No. Of course, not. The obvious solution was to wear a hairpiece, just as many, many actors did. It really wasn't such an unusual decision at all.

But then, the next logical level of "why?" becomes, why the personal use? Why was it not just a professional matter? We know that while working on Star Trek - undoubtedly a huge break for Shatner, he would still turn up to work bald and have his hairpiece attached during makeup. For Shatner, an obvious question arises: "What will the public think if they see Jim Kirk is really bald, an inch shorter and increasingly pudgy? Will they no longer like me? Will they be dissappointed?"


So, it is highly likely that during this time, Shats moved from mere professional toupee use, to public off-screen use and then gradually even to private, full-time use too. And of course, what he does behind closed doors is really his business and no-one else's.


The crux came after Star Trek's cancellation. Probably one of the worst times in Shatner's life. Not only was he suddenly unemployed, but also divorced, having to pay a very costly alimony settlement to boot. This is where the toupee years, especially for Shatner toupee watchers get a bit ridiculous. Level three of "why?" - "Why wear those absolutely silly toupees, when at this point (perhaps not before) you clearly would have looked a lot better bald? Who were you trying to fool?"


The answer perhaps lies in the story we have relayed above. Maybe for the toupee to have come off, would have been a deep and public admission that the dreams of becoming the "leading man" that Shatner (still) dreamed of becoming were truly over. The makers of the 1996 short comedy film William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece were perhaps touching on something that was actually profoundly far truer than they realized with their story of a magical toupee that gave the wearer special powers. For Shatner, the toupee was likely a source of strength, not weakness - a kind of comfort blanket. One also senses that Shatner has a very, very strong fear of personal humiliation. He has clearly mellowed since the 1960s, but a huge level of insecurity - some entirely natural for any actor - has always been at the surface (and was perhaps behind some of the egocentric antics that so angered the "gang of four" in Star Trek).

And the failure of the Star Trek TV series in 1969 was not the first time events had seemingly conspired against Shatner. There were several times in his early acting career when he was passed over for a film adaptation of a theatrical play that he had starred in and nurtured, including The World of Suzy Wong (1960), where he was replaced by William Holden and A Shot In The Dark, where the role went to Peter Sellers and became the Pink Panther series.

In Star Trek, before its cancellation, Shatner suddenly experienced "Spock-mania" erupting all around him. Again, he felt he was being overlooked; his talents under-appreciated. In this case, his situation was not dissimilar to Paul McCartney's. While John Lennon was viewed as the interesting, alternative Beatle, McCartney's contributions were often overlooked. The same has invariably happened with Shatner's contribution. Indeed, Star Trek began as a leading-man-oriented series, not an ensemble piece. In summary, many of these factors added to Shatner's already heavy sense of insecurity. If the toupee came off - ever - the rest of the Trekkies would perhaps flock to Nimoy; the decisions not to go with Shatner in the two aforementioned movie adaptations might be vindicated somehow; the star would be exposed as a fraud...

By the mid-seventies, long after the cancellation of Star Trek, was Shats in some sort of delusion? By now, the toupees were so bad that they were arguably hurting rather than helping his career. That part, we cannot speculate upon. Whether Shats knows we know, or whether he thought we didn't know. Who knows? Perhaps in his mind, the 1950s model of the Hollywood movie star was still the ultimate one. A leading man must have hair: period.

So we reach the Star Trek movie years, with far more money finally being spent on better hairpieces. As we have mentioned at this blog before, times have changed, as have attitudes to baldness. Today, no-one really cares that Nicholas Cage is bald off screen and wears a rug on-screen. It just isn't really relevant or even interesting. Perhaps part of the allure of Shatner's toupee is the eternal fascination of the secret/mystery.

But why not go part-time? How can such a charming man have this "one deep concession to vanity"; one so strong that to dare to probe the issue risks the wrath of Shatner? Of course, all that ended with George Takei's (somewhat spiteful) public outing of Shatner's toupee use during the notorious "Shatner Roast". Bill just smiled, gritting his teeth. For years, almost every review of his Star Trek movies had featured a few quips from the author with regards to Shatner's piece. He knew we knew, right?!?! Was there some sort of master plan at work? Would the toupee only be removed at a glorious moment in the future?

As fellow toupee wearer Frank Sinatra once famously sang "I did it my way!"

The older we get, the harder it is to change ways. That is a universal. Perhaps if Shatner was only emerging as an actor in the 1980s, rather than 1950s, he might have chosen the Ted Danson or Nicholas Cage part-time approach. But as it is, the decision has been made. The toupee is for all time. The decision to not create a circus (at this point it would be major news) and remove the toupee in public has been made. The only chance we may get to see Shatner bald and finally satiate our odd curiosity about this taboo is if a director were to convince Shats to play a bald character in a movie or on a TV show. Otherwise, will Shats still be wearing a toupee when he is 90, God-willing that this human dynamo is still with us? We think so. He knows we know, and we know he knows we know. And Shatner likely also knows that in the style of a true dramatist, the toupee secret, with its many twists and turns has thrilled and fascinated audiences for decades. Surely that is the mark of a true star!