Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Happy New Year! (And Where Have we Gone?)

Happy New Year to all our readers - or should we say to those who haven't yet deleted us from their bookmarks list out of understandable frustration at our mysterious absence. Did we receive a cease and desist order from Bill Shatner's vast team of toupological lawyers? Did we run out of things to write about? No (if Bill Shatner knows of us, we're sure he likes the attention and maybe he too is ribbing us to return!) and no.

What happened is this: One of the key people responsible for writing up the voluminous research conducted by the William Shatner School of Toupological Studies had the crazy idea of traveling half way round the world in search of new opportunities. Though our staff are paid very well for their hard work, mysteriously, they all choose to funnel that money back into the WSTS, refusing to profit in any way from efforts that, in their eyes, are designed to further the cause of humanity. Thus, they take on other outside work in order to pay the bills. It is a curious and noble arrangement, but such is the level of dedication to the cause of Bill Shatner's toupee.

So this crucial staff member, responsible for much of what we have published in the past number of years, is seeking to gain a new foothold, perhaps offering up some of the skills accrued in Bill Shatner-related writings, and establish a new foundation from whence, once again in relative comfort and security, attentions can rightly return to the singular and crucially important matter of Bill Shatner's toupee, including close analysis of every head scratch, strange patch, mismatch and odd thatch.

We promised we would return and we will. Thanks for all your patience and we look forward as much as you hopefully still do to said staff member getting their act together very soon!

-ST  

117 comments:

  1. Back at you, ST. The world of toupology is boundless.

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  2. Welcome back ST and a very Happy New Year.

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  3. shats own real syrupJanuary 3, 2013 at 1:26 AM

    absolute lovely to hear from you shattoup. looking forward, to seeing you fully back. oh and btw, sorry if some of my more recent post, where a little strong, but like everyone else who loves this page, i was so much hoping for your return.

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  4. Notice and has holiday video how much attention he tries to hair and growing hair and worshiping hair come on guys this should be Shefield day for you

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  5. So glad to see you back - can't wait for some more toup fun! Happy New Year and can't wait to enjoy the next hair-raising adventure...

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  6. I think we can all breathe a little easier today after this important announcement. A world without Shat Toup is one I don't want to live in. ShatToup- as your comeback story please give us your thoughts on Shat's facebook holiday greeting of "Let it grow" In it he sports a Klingon type beard and, announces "Wherever you hair will grow, it let grow" Once again Shat teases us with the subject of hair and growth. It's a worth looking at.

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    1. Ooops, I see you already know about it when I clicked on the "ribbing" link. Oh well go to have you back.

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  7. Do you people ever proofread your posts before sending? Come now, some of them are almost unintelligable.

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    1. BTW, the spelling is unintelligible, Mr. Einstein.

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  8. I heart this blog!

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  9. We are waiting for THE RETURN...!!!

    Still here...!! ;)

    Please, come back!! :)

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  10. shats own real syrupJanuary 18, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    I think we may well get, something, in the next few weeks.......heres hoping!

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  11. This isn't toupee related, but is a well-written article that talks about Shatner. http://journalstar.com/entertainment/small-screen/television-and-radio/shatner-s-world-we-truly-do-live-in-it/article_4b7397af-be6b-5ac3-bbd6-cb41fb22d0c2.html

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  12. shats own real syrupJanuary 24, 2013 at 10:45 AM

    There are still people out there, who really like too rufuse, too believe that the shat wears or has ever had a toup! That's like saying, that nero is still alive! Or that i could walk too mars backwards. Lol. An interesting question, this site proved that shatner, had a bald patch (quite a sizeable one) in 1956......well if he had a bald patch in 1956, he must have started losing his hair, around 52-53, coz a bald spot, takes time to grow in size! But any photos of him pre-56 shows him with a thick head of hair! Or was that toup as well......lol

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    1. joeyjojojrshabadooFebruary 2, 2013 at 8:38 AM

      To tell you the truth shats own real syrup, I don't think there is a moment in shatners life (including the moment he was born) where we can trust what's on his head is real :-)

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  13. Thanks much for the update! Sometimes it amazes me how a seemingly-insignificant member of a vast, well-funded, rock-solid organisation can occasionally bring the whole works down with a single innocuous action. Then again, hmm... that's the inscrutable and mysterious nature of reality for you. Anyway, in the meantime I'll just choose honesty and see the world for what it is: a cold, bleak tundra devoid of meaning. For as the French existentialists were fond of saying-- "artificial hair without discussion of such is no kind of hair at all." A mere... mere... er, toupee, if you will.

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  14. Shatner's hair is totally real, even if it's fake.

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  15. I thought this blog had been deleted...!

    Thanks The Shat it wasn't...!!! :D

    Best wishes!!

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  16. shats own real syrupFebruary 4, 2013 at 11:32 AM

    I thought that too! For over a week, no page came up, wot the heck, was that! I even got to the point where i thought that shattoup, had pulled the plug on us. Anyway happy to see thats not so, and hope for an update soon. From the time we got our the post......and the last real one was back in august, i have seen enough stuff, too keep this site going for the next 5 years! Including some theater site, with loads of photos of bill without toupee, from 1956-7, so his toupless all the way! Smart men the shat, as he could have gone toupless till 1961-2, but by then the back would have needed some cover! Interestingly in some cases, you can lose hair from the back of your head, for many years and still have full frontal hairline! This could be the case with bill (sadly i have no proof)

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  17. please delete this blog. In the name of humanity!

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  18. I thought all those wonderful pics and videos were lost forever. So pleased that us and future generations can benefit from the wisdom within this blog. All hail Shat Toup Blog.

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  19. I agree Liv Long. Even if this page never gets updated again, ShatToup has left behind a body of work that will last for generations. Even if the cannon is somehow incomplete, we should be thankful for what we have.

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    1. shats own real syrupFebruary 6, 2013 at 11:20 PM

      Well said. But too be honest there is still, miles and miles of toupee stuff left, enough to keep shattoup busy for years. Sadly for bill, there are so many non-toup photos of him. You can see the thining as the years go by. So i hope that shattoup puts up a new post soon

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    2. Warren SummerfieldFebruary 7, 2013 at 5:36 AM

      It's run is over. Let it go. The last couple posts showed the enthusiasm was going, anyway.

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  20. Thanks for all your comments. Our traveling contributor has decided upon the crazy idea of going and writing a novel (maybe those couple of festive toupee short stories served as partial inspiration towards this goal!). So it may be a good while before things return to the way they were. As "Most Jerk" wrote, hopefully there is a good body of work already done, but it is true that there is still so much more to do... But we are promised a new post every once in a while starting in the next few weeks! Thank you all. -ST

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  21. Just don't delete the blog again like was done recently. Even if it is never updated again, it should serve as an important source of information for furture generations of scientists and scholars.

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  22. Were we offline long? Blogger told us it had taken the site offline due to some suspicious account activity... Hopefully that won't happen again! -ST

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    1. shats own real syrupFebruary 9, 2013 at 7:55 PM

      About Ten days.

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  23. shats own real syrup: could you please post links to some of the 50s toupless pictures you referenced? It won't be the same without commentary from shattoupblog but Id like to see & draw my own conclusions nevertheless

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    1. shats own real syrupFebruary 11, 2013 at 1:29 PM

      Tks for asking, i will try to get back too you on this as soon as i can. Sorry if i am sounding a bit like shattoupblog! Lol

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    2. We're used to it.

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  24. shats own real syrupFebruary 14, 2013 at 10:05 PM

    I will try my level best, to give you toupeed hungry members some toup news, in the next 14-21 days....please hold on as i dont ve internet, only on a under £50 $70. But will slowly look though......but it dont take too much work, too get it.....oh a little taster! There does seem to be a 1959 toupless shat, on tactic. There is even one site, that shows it, sadly i could not play it, on my phone! And even sadder its not on dvd, or video! What a treat that would have been, a very late toupless bill. It also seems that bill, at first did'ot like the toup, at first he rathered combed, what hair he had, until the game was up! Also it seems his frontal hair, was all there, up to at less 1961, just his crown, could not provide a suitable cover! Well this is starting too sound like a mini update. Maybe it is.

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  25. shats own real syrupFebruary 17, 2013 at 12:28 PM

    Hi....well i have a little something for you! If you go on youtube, there is 1 min 11 secs of bill shatner, and mr alfred hitchcock, doing a shot from tactic in 1959! The it looks quite small, and is quite badly lit, but very near the end, is a close up of bills face, you can very clearly see, his frontal hair......so what do you make of it? Toup or not toup! See i promised too give you something.....see what else there is...let you know. Am using cheap mobile (cell) phone to do the work!

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    1. it's at 1:01 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnu9ibzx2Oc

      and it's most defiantly a toup.

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  26. shats own real syrupFebruary 25, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    Pat westmore was the hair sylest on tos, for the 2nd and 3rd series.......oh yes bill did wear a toup! Her nephew, put a post on the star trek site that i liked on fb. They asked a question: which star trek charter had the best hair..with a close up of kirks syrup! Well then he left that answer......interesting!

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  27. First it was relocating & upgrading, then travelling half way round the world, now writing a novel... looks like this site is fixed at the very bottom of Shattoups priority list... I wonder whats more likely, the William Shatner School of Toupological Studies resuming business a usual or Shatner himself directly admitting that hes been waering wigs for over half a century... I'm starting to think thte latter... sigh...

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  28. I think one has to read between the lines here. The person responsible for writing most of the stuff on this site fell into heavy drug addiction. Not surprising if one considers the obsessive nature of the site and the type of personality that produces it.

    Remember how bad his last several posts were? (FDR, Shatner and Stewart, Jim Thy Image,etc.) Let us hope that he enters rehab and cleans up so he can continue writing about Shatner's toupee with the style he had when he was firing on all cylinders.

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    1. shats own real syrupMarch 2, 2013 at 1:04 AM

      Does this not prove beyond any real doubt, that this is a one man band! With respect, there is absolutely no way a school, thats spend millions of dollars, looking into shats toup! This is one man, who by how rare, his post have been in the last year, it seems to have lost interest, not saying shatstoups done a bad job, his been fantastic. But if you spend just an hour looking, there is enough stuff, too keep going for years! I am doing this on a cheap phone as well. One very interesting fact, that i saw, is how jim kirk lace, the toupee looked at the oscars......mind you shatner, was jim kirk at the oscars!

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  29. He may just be a pot smoker, which is cool with me. Bong hits and Shatnerstoupee go great together

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  30. shats own real syrupMarch 3, 2013 at 10:01 PM

    Just read somethink quite interesting! Bill shatner is in a new kiddys movie, where his playing someone, whose power crazy and who wears an elvis toupee....is that some kind of hint? Coded as ever! Interesting none the less. Its a cartoon, and should be out soon!

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  31. Seriously, I'd be happy to help pick up the slack here. Time to crowdsource and keep this blog going.

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    1. shats own real syrupMarch 13, 2013 at 12:41 AM

      I am really on your side! I have tried to put a couple of small things on here myself. Sadly my internet is on a very cheap mobile phone! So i am a little bit limited, to say the least! What makes it harder is shattoup's slowness! He must know that people will lose interest, in time......but lets see.......a little update would be welcomed! And it would bring the toup interest back, too this site. Trouble is there's been some pretty lame updates, in the last 15 months.....and this site used too buzz.....

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    2. From my standpoint, Stallion, if you skim corn-syrup off the brim of nylon stew -- utilized to generate the "curly" look of the T.J. period -- and co-axel it to the prime rib derivative of cosign 5 - snaphappy pappy Nielson, it's plainly obvious that the pressure is inhumane. Just my two cents.

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    3. Now LISTEN, Cornell, I'd APPRECIATE it if you'd reply. I am getting SICK of waiting AROUND here. You may rearrange the emphases as you like so long as you mp3 it within 5 postal days of Retinax 5.

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  32. Shatner models some toupees in 1991. Not bad at all. http://janeway62.tumblr.com/post/46154678733/william-shatner-ca-1991-photos-by-bruno-e

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  33. Shat's toup has finally turned into a full-on chia pet. Check out a new ad for the Star Trek Video game with Shats and the Gorn. He must have been late with his monthly payment to Ed Katz. That syrup hasn't looked this fake since the TJ Curly days.

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  34. I've written a memorial to this blog over at http://stallioncornell.com/?p=2778 which includes a musical duet between myself and an unwitting William Shatner.

    If you just want to hear the tune, titled "Follicly Active," you can do so here:http://stallioncornell.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Shatner-1.mp3

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  35. is there love for polyethylene toupees?

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  36. looking for nickel-cadmium toupees (the kind that keeps Shatner going). top dollar paid

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  37. mickey mouse had mouseketeers. shatner had toupeteers

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  38. shats own real syrupApril 19, 2013 at 11:57 PM

    The boredom, of waiting too see another post, from shat-toup, is now clearly pulpable! Nearly 4 months and counting. In time no one will care!

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  39. After a brief battle with drugs and Alcohol brought on by the dissaperance of shat-toup I can now say that I have taken charge of my life and everyday I am doing better...A milion thanks to the Shat-toup Anonymous for their imence help in this most difficult period in my life.....

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  40. If only the guy who runs this board would at least change the main heading which keeps showing 'Happy New Year' seeing as we are now in Mid June & nothing else has since been added to Shatner Toup.

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  41. baldyB/joeyjojojrshabadoJune 24, 2013 at 1:34 AM

    this is the last time i am ever cheacking in. Fuck you shattoupblog, and thank you stallion cornell, and shats own real syrup for your insightful comments on what once used to be a engaging subject.

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    1. shats own real syrupJune 26, 2013 at 11:26 AM

      Thank you for your kind comment....wishing you all the very best.....to be trueful, shattoup, could have been a lot more honest! He should have said, something months ago.

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  42. At least remove the Happy New Year bit PLEASE!!!! It's Summer time now!!!!

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  43. Well its over, its really over. ShatToup has left us, not with a bang but a wimper. I'd like thank all of you for the terrific posts over the years, Stallion, Shat's syrup and the most prolific poster of them all, "Anonymous". Even those that denied "Hair Change" like Sarah who could see Bill's toup from her house were given their due. Last but not least I would like to thank ShatToup himself (or herself?) We've been left with research that scholars will pour over for generations. I think my favorite "piece" was Toupgate. This showed the connection between Ed Katz and Bill by his contribution to Bill's horse charity. Cutting edge toup reporting at its finest. Anyone out there have a favorite now that we're wrapping things up?

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  44. shats own real syrupJune 26, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    Thanks most jerk! Its been a real pleasure, writing posts on here. We have all had many happy hours on this site....truth is maybe shat toup, is having a hard time at the moment. I really miss you guys, but the interest, in the toup goes on and on....maybe someone, will come back too this site one day, and pick up the pieces....until then all my very best.....shats own real syrup.....(dale)

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  45. I know that this place is quite dead, but this is important!! Shatner toupee for auction! It´'s from the The Paradise Syndrome episode. Take a look:

    https://www.profilesinhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/HA56L1.pdf



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    1. Wow - now that is iconic. The wig is ot that different from the Tribble on the same page!

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  46. Ratty Lost Years PieceJuly 12, 2013 at 10:53 PM

    Looks like we reached the final frontier. Thanks to ShatToup for the years of ad-free, entertaining insight. It's clear he's doing his best to maintain face, in spite of what must have been a Cease & Desist letter from the Toupmeister himself.

    There are still so many unanswered questions: Has there been a toupless photo in public since 1959? How far down does the Denny Katz really go? What's with Shats own real syrup's superfluous comma usage?

    Perhaps one day we will boldly answer these questions. Until then, take care everyone.

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  47. This may be the closest thing to a post 1960 toupless pic that exists. The strong wind blew the toup off Shatner's head. http://s1081.photobucket.com/user/zainin666-2/media/William%20Shatner%203/5_26_764_10-11262012-10000602A.jpg.html

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    1. Wow - that definitely looks like a clear pic of shat's actual head!! Amazing - wonder when that pic was taken.

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    2. Ratty Lost Years PieceAugust 16, 2013 at 5:34 PM

      Well that's the smoking gun - or flapping toup - right there!!! Well done adidas.

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    3. That's an amazing find - although, to play devil's advocate, there could be reasons to doubt the veracity of this particular photo.

      Why would Shatner attend what looks like an airfield event - very likely to be windy - without properly gluing down his toup? Would a seasoned hairpiece wearer such as Shat run the risk of being exposed via a simple gust of wind? Why would be be that careless, especially at that stage of his career, where his sensitivity about his hair loss was likely at its highest?

      We'll never know. Meanwhile, this does look like the most conclusive evidence yet of Shat's wig, and likely the only evidence of a toup failure in public?

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    4. It looks to me like Shats is the one sitting in the plane - not the guy with the blowing comb-over. That being said, he does have the high-hairline showing in the photo - indicative of some of the lost era toups...

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  48. Great pic Adidas! I'd say that's from roughly 1976....I'd love to know what the guy looking down & talking to Bill thought when he saw that gust of wind pull up Bill's toup!! I wonder if he struggled to keep a straight face! LOL

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  49. Still coming here... waiting for it's return... The "toup" return...!!!

    PLEASE... COME... BACK...!!!

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  50. Picture of Shatner on "Star Trek" set, wearing one of his own personal "ratty" toups instead of the "Jim Kirk Lace":

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=425792094159168&set=a.425791987492512.97063.358979614173750&type=3&theater

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    1. That isn't Shatner in the center of that pic

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  51. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntsj2voZJBg

    I believe it is Shatner scratching the side of his head beginning at 1.40 during a segment of battle of the network stars.

    Lee

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  52. Nope it isn't but it made you look. We all know the guy is doing something, whether it is a toupee, a piece, or plugs.

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  53. Shats own real syrupOctober 20, 2013 at 11:49 PM

    One thing we absolutely know now, is shat toup, is never ever coming back. His gone the way, of the jim lace toup of 1957-69...never too be seen again. Sadly.

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    1. there is still hope...although he is now in an asylum for the mentally deranged...he may come back to sanity...someday

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    2. What makes you think he won't come back? He ought to. :-(

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  54. ShatToups life could have been as rich as any blogs. If only...if only...

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  55. Happy New Year. One year without Shat Toup.

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  56. Time for someone to step forward and take charge of the world renowned WSSTS!

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  57. Shats own real syrupJanuary 3, 2014 at 11:54 AM

    I am absolutely certain now, that the last post, by shat toup was something of a ploy, or just to be polite! He knew the game was up! And could have possibly even lost interest in everything wiggy....just my thoughts and I could be totally wrong....I do hope that he is ok, whatever! or maybe just maybe it was shatner all along. ...mmmm now that would be interesting.

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    1. From all the people in here I think you are the most qualified to continue the shat-toup legacy...If only Shat-toup had given you the secret codes(password etc) to continue the toup saga :(

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    2. Shats own real syrupJanuary 12, 2014 at 9:29 AM

      Thanks shat-attack. That's very kind of you to say that! Well I think we need to keep this site, going somehow! Whose up for it?

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  58. I am trying to convince myself that we have 2014 but deep down I know that it is year 0001 AS(After Shat-toup)... :(

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  59. happy new year!we will do more about men's toupee for people!

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  60. OMG, look at this short clip featuring James Spader's bare, shiny pate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPcpsZgiD2c&list=UU8-Th83bH_thdKZDJCrn88g ! This brief clip is sure to fascinate Shatner toupologists eager to excavate all its Shatnerian and toupological meanings! How many coded messages and interwoven toupological threads may be discernable to the toupologically informed?

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  61. Shats own real syrupFebruary 3, 2014 at 9:01 AM

    Stop press! I saw shat toup, very recently and he was being measured up for a toupee.....now you know the truth.....the terrible truth. It was not shatner, who has been covering a bald dome. ....but shat toup. Oh dear!

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  62. As Shatner walks off into the sunset, he shows us the last of his remaining hair. Kind of poetic http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-F1il7RWay6g/UjfYWCaik2I/AAAAAAAABUw/DvxHT6Y_XOw/s1600/seattle_toupee2.jpg

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  63. Is this site dead? :( You guys have no idea how many work hours I spent studying your work (it was for the good of my corporation they had a liaison to the Shatner toupology)

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  64. Somebody . . . anybody . . . continue the legacy of Shat toup. This is as fertile field of scientific study as there is in the universe. The mysteries of the toup are boundless.

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  65. I know Shattoups long gone, but if any of the other former regular contributors still visit here, could someone please explain what the hells going on in this image (don’t remember where I found it)

    http://postimg.org/image/hidyvsyk1/


    Theres a grey horseshoe of hair at the bottom which must be natural hair, & yet it looks to be going threadbare, but not uniformly, with thicker areas near the ears. The missing hair in this region could perhaps be explained by follicles harvested for transplants?!

    But then above the horseshoe theres much darker, thicker “hair”, with a very, very obvious dividing line between the two. Presumably the darker top region is a toupee, & yet surely not the usual Katz type, as they previously went down to the neck – that threadbare grey horseshoe region certainly isnt usually visible.

    But if the top, darker region is a toupee, that looks to have 2 close “holes” in it . And some long strands of hair appear “cross” that clear dividing line.

    What if its all transplants? The Katz toupees previously ruled that out but, as said, this certainly doesn’t look like one of those

    And why would he go out in public with this on display?! To reignite interest in his hair/baldness & ultimately this blog?!

    Theres also the traction alopecia explanation for the missing hair at the bottom. But that still doesn’t explain why he has it on display?

    What IS that harsh horizontal line? Why near the left ear can I see both his darkest & whitest hairs remaining side by side?

    WHAT IS IT

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    1. Everything above the horizontal line is a toupee. More specifically, Shatner's Toupee. Hope this helps. Over and out...

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    2. Great find. Gives us a lot to think about

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    3. I suggest that the bulk of the WTF factor of this photo comes from a common ailment known as Hat Hair. I once saw Shatner at a dressage show in Louisville wearing the traditional garb which includes a hat. Those suits are heavy and the lights are hot, and the temp in L-ville that afternoon was quivering around the 100 mark. All of these add up to a sweaty head which is the main ingredient in Hat Hair and looks as though

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  66. Shats own real syrupMarch 19, 2014 at 2:09 AM

    I am beginning to think that shat toup, may have lost interest in this site! It's been almost 16 months, and the last two post, where possibly coded messages, too indeed say goodbye. There is so much toupee stuff, out there....sad that!

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    1. enjoy the toupees around you. Don't rely on ShatToup to give meaning to the Toupee Universe. Find your own way, and take the time to smell the toupee glue.

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  67. Perhaps the great Blogmaster has found a girlfriend. And has meaning to his life ha ha! After all The Shat himself said 'Get a life'. Will miss this blog though, Shatner himself should be in awe of it. I've never seen a greater tribute to anyone posted anywhere.

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  68. Dammit! How could you have abandoned as in times like these? http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/03/31/william-shatners-unrecognizable-new-look-calls-for-mom-tattoo-109716

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  69. if anyone is still reading....

    recently on Shats twitter he said something about Kirsty Alley having shaved her head for one of the ST films (I think he was getting her mixed up with the woman who played illa in TMP - either intentionally for a lol or unintentional)...anyway K Alley responded to him saying something like 'no I didn't shave my head...but you did'

    oh here it is I found it:
    https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/400091036480847873

    I guess what she meant was Shatner probably have to shave his head (or at least part of it) to enable the TJ Curly to be fitted?

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  70. WHATS GOING ON HERE?!?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPjwhQ58-m0

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    1. That is William Shatner. He is wearing a toupee.

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  71. Thomas Jefferson CurlyApril 15, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    I got the 100th post!!!!!!!!!!

    to say something of use I have to say I occasionally visit here in the hope that one day Shat Toup returns...or is at least rebooted...I am still baffled as to why Shat Toup would leave us hanging like this...by our balls...twisting slowly in the gentle wind....

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  72. What would be Shat's epitaph, if he were ever to die?
    Two-faced and Toupeed
    I am Kirok!
    He's dead, Jim.
    Get a life!
    I don't wear a hairpiece!

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  73. A picture is worth a thousand words.
    http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c301153ef01901c2d0867970b-popup

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  74. Who gives a fuck?!
    You people are assholes!

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    1. Nice of you to stop by, Mr. Shatner

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    2. Mr Anonymous(July 6, 2014 at 7:07 AM) you wouldn't regognize humor even if it hit you in your bald spot...

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  75. George Takei mentions to Bill Maher on "Real Time" that Shatner's hair (or lack thereof) resembles that of Mikhail Gorbachev (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s41nWbjLngI)

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  76. I was flipping channels during the day a couple of years ago and happened to see William Shatner guest starring on an old TV show. I thought it was "The Big Valley" but evidently it wasn't (unless he starred in more than one episode). It appeared to be pre-"Star Trek", so I'd place it at 1965-66. Full color. He was wearing a matching light green suit coat and slacks....and he WASN'T wearing a toupee on the back of his head. A large, pancake-sized baldspot was in full evidence. I'm not dreaming! Now what show was this, and why is it now so hard to find? Maybe it was "Bonanza" or "The Virginian"? Definitely lean, pre-1st season "Star Trek" Shatner.

    Chris A.

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  77. P.S. The light green suit had a faint plaid pattern as well.

    Chris

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    1. http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi739115801?ref_=tt_pv_vi_1

      This the episode you're talking about?

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    2. No. Different clothes. He had on a plaid green suit. Bald spot in full evidence. Full color show.

      Chris

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  78. Transplant scar?
    http://i.imgur.com/E4SeP3M.jpg

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  79. Looks more like a tan line from a shift in toupee.

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