Monday, September 13, 2010

Shatner's Toupee: Antarctic expedition.



Shatner's Toupee is taking a two week break as our staff head out to Antarctica. Naturally, the William Shatner School of Toupological Studes has already conducted numerous prior surveys of this region in pursuit of our goal of seeking out all possible information about William Shatner's toupee. However, in a recent report, one of our top toupologists discovered that we had missed a five square-mile area located by the arrow in the below image:


The William Shatner School of Toupological Studies takes its role as one of the world's foremost scientific and research institutions extremely seriously, and thus almost as soon as the oversight was discovered, we put together a comprehensive new expedition to the area in question. Sadly, our previous trips to this region yielded no concrete information, although several animals in Antarctica do appear to have fur which closely resembles Bill Shatner's current "Denny Crane" look. Coincidence?


Anyway, fingers crossed this time. Thanks, as always, to our valued readers for your interest, insights, tips and thoughtful comments. We'll be back in two weeks!

13 comments:

  1. Toupee or not toupee!September 13, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    What dedication! I bow in awe. Guess you'll be baldly going where no man has gone before.

    Have a good break!

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  2. At the Mountains of Madness.
    Buried there is a thing of immense, ululating horror in the form of a dark, bubbling mass: A TJ Curly toup last worn by Shatner in 1984.

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  3. I think that seal is yelling, "KHAN!!!"

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  4. Two weeks with no ShatToupBlog?!!

    I shall come undone. Let the weeping commence.

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  5. Ratty Lost Years PieceSeptember 14, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Toupless for two weeks?!
    I could tear my hair out...
    and cleverly camouflage it with a thick, curly hairpiece.
    Yes, no one will ever notice.

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  6. You´re gonna find there a rare specimen:
    Penguinus Shaticus
    Good trip!

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  7. What are your toupee thoughts on this video?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtB5bPPnKXI&feature=related

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  8. Shatner's Toupee: A cause for jubilation.

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/bill%20shatner/DataLady91/Bones%20McCoy/nimoy_shatner_kelley.jpg?o=46

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  9. Recent toupless photo (click to magnify)
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/95877115@N00/4875950619/in/photostream/

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  10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zhCrSwVcm8

    A rare behind the scenes toup touch up caught on camera...about 20 sec in!!!!

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  11. This blog once theorized that Shat wore two hairpieces simultaneously (a front hairpiece and a hairpiece that went on the back of the head.) Are there any pics that show this to be true? Did he ever wear three toupees at the same time? What is the world record for toupee wearing?

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  12. More amateur toupology:

    "This aging B list television actor had some requests in his most recent contract. One was that the producers pay about $100K a year to a woman who is by our actor’s side all the time. Everyone thought it was a woman he was sleeping with but it turns out she is his professional toupee handler. She is in charge of making sure his hair is never out of place and carries a suitcase which contains ten other rugs all in different shades for different weather and his moods.
    CDAN
    My Guess: For $100K, I would totally style and bedazzle William Shatner's toupes."

    From ONTD: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/51320541.html

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  13. if you add comment re: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zhCrSwVcm8
    "A rare behind the scenes toup touch up caught on camera...about 20 sec in!!!!" above to previous comment "Toup-Eh? said...
    More amateur toupology:" etc a very interesting very plausible picture starts to emerge...! mmmh...

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