Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Results in from the oscillating quantum touparticle accelerator.


A while back, we posted a publicity photo we found of a weaved-up Bill Shatner from Star Trek III: The Search For Spock. The picture was of a relatively high resolution and was passed on to our labs at the research division of the William Shatner School of Toupological Studies.

They subjected the image to various methodical and time-consuming tests - and finally the results are in:

Enhanced with a particle toupometer.

As viewed through an electron-touposcope.

As seen after being subjected to an oscillating quantum touparticle accelerator.

Do the hairs in Shatner's toupee prove the String theory?

Sometimes art and the secrets of the physical universe can be one and the same!

By the way, we know many of you have been crying out for more analysis on Bill Shatner's current "plugs". When? What are they? Why? etc... Our toupologists are preparing a major report and have recently been giving closed-door testimony to the US House Committee on Toupees. We promise we'll have some info soon.

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