"What do you mean HIS hair looks more realistic!!?!"
OK, fellow toupologists, it's caption time! Have any ideas for a humorous toup-related caption for the above photo? If so, please post your suggestion in the comments section below. The writer of funniest caption will* win an all expenses paid trip to the William Shatner School of Toupological Studies, which is our headquarters (see picture below) and get to meet our staff and have a full tour of the facilities including our famous labs.