Thursday, September 24, 2009

Toup roast: caption time!


"What do you mean HIS hair looks more realistic!!?!"

OK, fellow toupologists, it's caption time! Have any ideas for a humorous toup-related caption for the above photo? If so, please post your suggestion in the comments section below. The writer of funniest caption will* win an all expenses paid trip to the William Shatner School of Toupological Studies, which is our headquarters (see picture below) and get to meet our staff and have a full tour of the facilities including our famous labs.


*may

14 comments:

  1. "I'm hungry. I might eat this microphone" (Whoops, this has nothing to do with wearing a wig)

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  2. Shatner to event organizer: "What kind of glue did you use on the dummy's hair? You can't even see the lace skin."

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  3. "Hey, where'd you get YOUR toupee?"
    "That is a stupid question by a rather stupid person. I don't WEAR a hairpiece."

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  4. The "evil" toupee is on the right.

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  5. "See Bob? I told you I didn't know where that toup went after I left the make-up room!"

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  6. Toupee Trek
    To Boldly Go Where No Rug Has Gone Before

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  7. From one Kirk to the other: "So how many girls have you shagged in this galaxy?"

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  8. The one on the left has the better toupee, but the one on the right is a better actor.

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  9. Toup-o-rama 2000: It Was a Very Good Year

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  10. My toupee will "inspire" some sad sacks to write "funny" captions in hopeless attempts to be humorous. I win again.

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  11. I should add to that last post: my *alleged* toupee.

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  12. "Is that fuzzy thing the Cookie Monster-?"

    "How dare you?!! I don't wear a hairpiece!"

    "I meant that blue toy behind you! Geez! Bit sensitive aren't we, Bill?"

    "Ooops, sorry!"

    -ST

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  13. "Bill! What's the day between Monday and Wednesday?"
    "Toupday!"

    I don't care if that's funny, I just really want to get a chance look through one of the school's touposcopes.

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  14. Both of these Kirks are fakes. THESE two are the real McCoy. http://tinyurl.com/yel6nfw

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